They're doing this to me tomorrow

Monday.

Boy dinner (not pictured: 5-6 shots of rum & 1 100ml shooter of 99 bananas)

I'm peaking bro, perfectly drunk

Didn't like this the first time I listened to it but I think my opinion has changed

HD2 is a great game

I was a shabbos goy when I was a teenager. My neighbor was the rabbi of a temple down the street and he'd come find me sneaking cigarettes out my window and start speaking in riddles. One time he said "hey I heard you like mechanical things, I've got something very cool to show you!" When I went to his house the oven had been stuck on for the entire day and it was like 100 degrees in his house lmao

karl gussow - old man's treasure (das katzchen)

Halcyon days

Hit the gym and I'm exhausted. My hands are also blistered now

Lmfao