I was a shabbos goy when I was a teenager. My neighbor was the rabbi of a temple down the street and he'd come find me sneaking cigarettes out my window and start speaking in riddles. One time he said "hey I heard you like mechanical things, I've got something very cool to show you!" When I went to his house the oven had been stuck on for the entire day and it was like 100 degrees in his house lmao

karl gussow - old man's treasure (das katzchen)

Halcyon days

Hit the gym and I'm exhausted. My hands are also blistered now

Lmfao

This would fix me

Gonna send this to my zillennial friend when he turns 30 in a year or 2

Was randomly reminded of this clip from forever ago

Oh my god 2016 was nearly a decade ago

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I am not ready bros

I don't even give a fuck about anything at all

Uoooohhh 😭😭😭 SUNNY!!!😭