Fun seal fact: The term used to describe how seals bounce on land to move is called "Galumphing", meaning "to move in a clumsy, ponderous or noisy manner"

For example: She galumph on my seal till I bleh

Uh oh

This is what happens when a nigga gets red pilled in 2023

I guess the moral here is that it's never too late to change your path in life lol

Vrillium

This is the clock at the long day factory

The sudden burst is when there's only 45mins left and you get an urgent extra assigmnent.

i dip my balls in blue cheese and jerk off in it

what matters is the middle finger out