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Supposedly YouTube recommends this to people every new year.
Having 17 beers left over from new years is bad because now I'm thinking about drinking 7 of them
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God damn Chad has put on some weight over the years
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Opinion poll:
Is it okay (legally, or morally, up to you to decide) to own and operate a website which encourages, allows, or provides information, on ways for people to kill themselves?
Is it okay (legally, or morally, up to you to decide) to own and operate a website which encourages, allows, or provides information, on ways for people to kill themselves?
Is it legally OK? In the US I think it is. Is it moral? No, but people are going to do it anyway, guide or not. People found actively encouraging suicide deserve internment in a work camp
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NOW - U.S. CH-47 helicopters seen flying over Caracas, Venezuela, after explosions, reports.
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JUST IN - The entire U.S. air force has disabled virtually all flight tracking transponders.
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Motherfuckers at Netflix pulled the plug on Mr. Robot as I was marathon binging it so I wouldn't need to pirate it, so now I need to pirate the last few eps
ALSO this last season kinda sucks balls. You can feel the budget's not there anymore
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tl;dr 9 month old sprayed feces everywhere
Yesterday Mrs. Smellington and I decided to feed our baby boy this weird fruit called "chayote". It's supposedly cool, badass, and good for babies because it's high on fiber. It's from Central America.
Pediatricians note to not give children too much of it because it's extremely high in fiber and it can act as a natural stool softener. Well, we gave our boy a bunch of it (in regards to his size, he's just a baby) because he loved it. He ate pretty much the whole fruit. We were so happy we loved it.
It turns out, Pediatricians were indeed correct these fruit do act as natural stool softeners. It turns out, doctors who doctor children do indeed know how to doctor children.
Our baby boy was chillin', started making a weird face and fussing. Mrs. Smellington picked him up and said, "what the? he's wet?".
He exploded feces. It was so much feces it erupted out of his diaper, out of his onesie, and it began erupting out of his pajamas. It defied physics how much feces was leaving his body. We were shocked so much feces could be contained in such a tiny body. It wasn't diarrhea, it was just ... A LOT.
We ran him to his room, began trying to strip his clothes off. He thought it was funny we were hurrying, so he began rolling around in excitement. This resulted in feces all over his legs, down to his toes. It smeared feces all over his tummy and chest.
My wife, who kind of has a sensitive nose, began gagging a little and ran out the room. I continued wrestling with my son. He kept laughing, thinking we were playing, and I tried to remove his clothes. I had feces all over my hands and arms. He began kicking which resulted in feces getting on my chest and a little bit of my beard.
My wife screamed, "get him to the shower now! we need to hose him off". I picked up my son, still covered in feces, and ran to the shower. He was so slippery from the feces I jumped into the shower with him.
I was fully clothed, hands, arms, and chest covered in feces, while we used the shower head to clean off our baby boy. The entire time he was giggling and laughing hysterically. He loves water and the shower. He didn't seem to understand Mommy and Daddy weren't doing a surprise shower for fun.
Oxytocin, the hormone which is released from when you bond with your child, is supposed to be the "love chemical". It supposedly makes you unconditionally love your child. I can attest to this "oxytocin" stuff because if this were literally anyone else I would have LOST MY MIND. Instead I said, "oh my goodness, are you stimky baby boy?"
Don't have kids until you're ready, dawg. It's a war.
Yesterday Mrs. Smellington and I decided to feed our baby boy this weird fruit called "chayote". It's supposedly cool, badass, and good for babies because it's high on fiber. It's from Central America.
Pediatricians note to not give children too much of it because it's extremely high in fiber and it can act as a natural stool softener. Well, we gave our boy a bunch of it (in regards to his size, he's just a baby) because he loved it. He ate pretty much the whole fruit. We were so happy we loved it.
It turns out, Pediatricians were indeed correct these fruit do act as natural stool softeners. It turns out, doctors who doctor children do indeed know how to doctor children.
Our baby boy was chillin', started making a weird face and fussing. Mrs. Smellington picked him up and said, "what the? he's wet?".
He exploded feces. It was so much feces it erupted out of his diaper, out of his onesie, and it began erupting out of his pajamas. It defied physics how much feces was leaving his body. We were shocked so much feces could be contained in such a tiny body. It wasn't diarrhea, it was just ... A LOT.
We ran him to his room, began trying to strip his clothes off. He thought it was funny we were hurrying, so he began rolling around in excitement. This resulted in feces all over his legs, down to his toes. It smeared feces all over his tummy and chest.
My wife, who kind of has a sensitive nose, began gagging a little and ran out the room. I continued wrestling with my son. He kept laughing, thinking we were playing, and I tried to remove his clothes. I had feces all over my hands and arms. He began kicking which resulted in feces getting on my chest and a little bit of my beard.
My wife screamed, "get him to the shower now! we need to hose him off". I picked up my son, still covered in feces, and ran to the shower. He was so slippery from the feces I jumped into the shower with him.
I was fully clothed, hands, arms, and chest covered in feces, while we used the shower head to clean off our baby boy. The entire time he was giggling and laughing hysterically. He loves water and the shower. He didn't seem to understand Mommy and Daddy weren't doing a surprise shower for fun.
Oxytocin, the hormone which is released from when you bond with your child, is supposed to be the "love chemical". It supposedly makes you unconditionally love your child. I can attest to this "oxytocin" stuff because if this were literally anyone else I would have LOST MY MIND. Instead I said, "oh my goodness, are you stimky baby boy?"
Don't have kids until you're ready, dawg. It's a war.
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