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tl;dr 9 month old sprayed feces everywhere Yesterday Mrs. Smellington and I decided to feed our baby boy this weird fruit called "chayote". It's supposedly cool, badass, and good for babies because it's high on fiber. It's from Central America. Pediatricians…
I guarantee other parents will read this and say, "oh ya, haha, one time my child did ______" and share a similar horror story.
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I guarantee other parents will read this and say, "oh ya, haha, one time my child did ______" and share a similar horror story.
Not a parent but did work in a daycare so I have a few stories. Luckily I never had to deal with actual shit explosions like this, but I did have to deal with a kid who managed to shit up their entire back one time. Genuinely no idea how he did it; he had a perfect line of black acrid shit on his shirt, perfectly inline with his spine. That wasn't very fun to clean
I've always liked cars but I now know why people like to wrench on them as a hobby
Forwarded from Pants (Bolsonarab)
"ackshually it's more complicated than that"
you can just do things
you can just do things
Forwarded from PvmpGvng Spectator
Don't let this Venezuela happening distract you from hunter bidens cock
Forwarded from Cobson's Crunchy Cheese Factory (Pasta)
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Hd2 revive priority should be based on prior deaths, not who died first
If you die 7 times and I die 1 time I should get to revive earlier than you do
🌲 john societycorn must die 🎅
Stop dying
No, I will continue to suicide bomb automatons and nothing you could say will stop me