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DUMB SHIT MISCHIEF AND MALFEASANCE EDITION
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Why does the $3 spicy ramen do nothing but the $2 spicy ramen kicks my ass
Sony BMG is poop reacting me because they can't send me a cease and desist
Impeccable, easily understandable code
#define STATIC_ARR_LEN(arr) (sizeof((arr)) / sizeof((arr[0])))
#define ABSBITS(val, set, mask) ((val) = (((val) | ((set) & (mask))) & (((set) & (mask)) | ~(mask))))

static int _byte_splitter(const byte input, byte bytes[2]) {
if(!bytes) WRET(EINVAL, -1, "<_byte_splitter> Error: Given null byte array",);
bytes[0] = (input & 0b11110000);
bytes[1] = (input & 0b00001111) << 4;
return 0;
}

static int _byte_enspacer(byte bytes[2]) {
if(!bytes) WRET(EINVAL, -1, "<_byte_spacer> Error: Given null byte array",);

byte tmp[2] = {0};
for(int i = 0; i < STATIC_ARR_LEN(tmp); i++) {
for(int j = 0; j < 4; j++) {
// manipulate bits accordingly. Have fun reading this in a week
ABSBITS(tmp[i], ((bytes[i] & (0b10000000 >> j))? 0b01000000 : 0b10000000) >> (j * 2), 0b11000000 >> (j * 2));
}
bytes[i] = tmp[i];
}

return 0;
}
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Deleting my shit at 1TB
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Basement roommate is moking weed again
I swear he does it inside because otherwise how would I smell it
I lose respect for a channel when they disable reactions. However, this is far less than the respect I lose when a channel only disables "negative" reactions
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It's so cold the air has become poisonous
I need to find my balaclava if I am to survive
Forwarded from PvmpGvng
We're starting a gofundme to fund some bags of salt for society cat
Thank you to everyone who donated! We've met the $6 goal!
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Internet Capy Machine
Is this AI?
No this is a vile homunculus my friend has been tinkering with