2 shots grape/plum brandy in a normal earl grey mug of tea is quite delicious

This is what I look like when drunk pissing

I see John Sunflower has been making some moves recently

Yoo first hundred subs

"He bought?"

Cracking my foot so hard the arthritis resets groyper

this hose clamp is vile

I'll be randomly listening to music, realize it's slower than normal, then take a moment to appreciate how slow the rest of the world is as well

It's to the point where I'll see friends who I know walk fast instead walk at a hallway blocking, glacial pace

light's out, cold af, i go to the kitchen

the smell of the dark evil chinese tea from the gaiwan i accidentally left open hits me like a blunt object to the back of the head

i take a sip

i see shapes and colours, sounds and concepts beyond what our limited amount of neurons would allow us to see

lesson:
don't drink chinese tea of early steeps that you forgot and left out for far too long

or do and experience... something. idk what exactly just yet, but it sure is something