I have never been more convinced in the merits of ultraviolence as a political tool as I am now

Feels like something that's somehow Al Gore's wife's fault

My bread deflated

For future notice: mashed potatoes as a bread ingredient doesn't work. Or if it does, it doesn't at the amount I used

incredible things happening in whatever channel sweepy has been running recently

I am incredibly confused about why this is happening but it's fun to watch

I should, when I have money, do a small project where I throw a thing on the back of my car that detects ultrabright headlights and flashes them in retaliation