‼️JUST IN : MR.OFYE Speaks

🔫Keep in mind this is the same nigga who aired out all the recent LA functions

‼️JUST IN: Post Malone releases a song to show his love to Coinbase callers.

Posty’s new track is inspired by the Thai social engineering legend Malone the guy who stole $230 million worth of Bitcoin by tricking a rich target, blew it all on girls who didn’t even know his third name, and got it snatched back by the FBI right after.

🔫UPDATE: OFYES Arrest Tied to Illegal Firearms and Gang Affiliation

New details reveal that OFYES was arrested not just for his connection to an LA gang, but also for an illegal gun charge. Reports say he was openly carrying unregistered firearms while out in Los Angeles.

🪙JUST IN: OFYE Giving Back to the Community

Behind the notorious gang banger OFYE, there’s a surprisingly kind heart. We’ve uncovered screenshots of him blessing the trenches on Telegram by handing out Solana coins and thousands of dollars.

🤡JUST IN: We’ve officially located the cringiest chat in the entire COM…

The Zoinbase Chat

It’s a full-on LARP fest where everyone’s pretending they’re hitting six-figure targets and living the dream. In reality? Not a single POF (proof of funds) in sight.

These folks sit around flexing with fake wallets, bogus Exodus balances, and God knows what other crypto cosplay tools. It’s like watching broke dudes roleplay as whales in an abandoned aquarium.

❓UPDATE: ZOINBASE is officially the poorest COM channel out there.

Apparently, folks there are doing “hundreds for hundreds” instead of “band for band,” LARPing like they’re calling Coinbase targets and cashing six-figure checks all while flexing a $300 POF.

Like, why drop $200 on a Ledger just to store $300?

⚠️UPDATE: Zoinbase rug-pulls their “community” Solana memecoin for a grand total of $400

He threw in a whole $400 of his own solona, watched the community buy in, then dipped faster than you can say “rug pull.”

And how much did he actually make? $400. That’s right big-time millionaire moves, folks.

⚠️ JUST IN: @Cupid might be in trouble

Mafias responded to the situation, bringing up some valid questions that still haven’t been answered. Seems like he’s leaning toward the victim’s side even suggesting the scam could’ve been intentional.

⚡️UPDATE: The DD on @cupid is still up nearly 24 hours later.

Looks like both sides are still going at it, and Cupid isn’t backing down. There have been quite a few updates since things kicked off, so I’ll break them down below.

📣JUST IN: Zoinbase Owner Has a Message for All the Broke LARPers

Yep, all you LARPers thinking you were safe turns out the person behind Zoinbase wants to drop a motivational speech.

Now, he’s not exactly the best guy to take advice from after all, he rugged a Solana meme coin for a $300 profit but hey, even a broken clock’s right twice a day. He still makes a valid point.

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We’re actively investigating @dave. Any leads are considered valuable.
If you can connect us with former clients who experienced malicious activity after purchasing a luxury timepiece or vehicle, you’ll be rewarded generously.

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▶️ JUST IN : Israel fuck the shit out of the crypto markets

Outta nowhere, Israel hit Iran with a bunch of airstrikes and it’s not like they were even actively beefing. Markets freaked out instantly. Stocks dipping, crypto taking a hit, and nobody knows what’s next.

💻JUST IN: Sip Shares Market Insights

Mr. Sip, known for his wins in the Solana memecoin scene and crypto trading, just spoke up. His advice? Long ETH and hold tight.

🔔JUST IN: Monkie, owner of NonLegalChat, scams low 4 figures

It appears Monkie has been running low 4-figure scams by claiming connections with well-known figures in COM. Sources say he often pretends to be associated with wealthy users to build trust only to flip for a quick payout.

👀UPDATE 1/ MONKIE Low 4 Figure Scam

It started with Monkie reaching out to known fraudsters, asking for their dirty ETH and promising to pay back 30% more than whatever they sent.

At first, it was small around $500. But as trust built and the amounts grew, he ended up pulling the classic exit move.