This moron goes on about how great the 1000 dollar chair one of his dads bought him is, and this is what his posture looks like.

How is his dad 5'11 but Matt is only 120 cm tall? Genetic disorder? Maybe fetal alcohol syndrome?

Gay Jewish proud atheist, it's like I'm reading satire. Holy fuck, what a dad. Literally satan.
No wonder (((matt))) was living in fucking fantasy land escapism as an early teen.

matt's trying so hard to cover up his hairline that he wears a hat normal people would only put on in the winter.

饂飩

お経

right now

やりなおせ

えーっと

fucking monkey