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Allow me to explain this chart.
The upper-left represents the paranoid tech people who believe everything should be open source, crowd funded, written in pure C and ASM. They always see themselves as some rebellious chads that feds are afraid of but in reality they're just a bunch of fat, smelly, unemployed people who haven't felt the touch of a woman in their lives. They can be cool friends though as they always come up with the wildest conspiracy theories. They love anything they can shove linux into, especially ThinkPads from the age of dinosaurs.
I can summarize the bottom left category in one word: Faggots. Always addicted to setting some anime girl wallpaper on their 16th ThinkPad with Mint, Fedora, Arch, Gentoo and other stuff. Very inclined to wear knee high socks and chug HRT to turn into a femboy as they forget what a woman looks like and want some dick to ride. 1 out of 10 of these specimen are a pedophile. They share some traits with the upper left people such as thinking Linux > any other OS, worshipping 20 year old ThinkPads, never taking shower and watching anime excessively (hentai too)
The bottom right is the normie territory. They're either happy with their lives, enjoying every second of it with their loved ones and dogs and cats, driving their Tesla and sipping their iced coffee while coding for fun without even getting a college degree in CS, or they're completely miserable. Fucked. Suicidal.
The upper-right men are just made for work. They may or may not enjoy their job but hey, anything that puts food in the table. Not active learners and always fall behind the world's newset tech but they don't give a fuck. If Windows Server 2012 is working fine, they won't bother updating that mf. Climbs the corpo ladder like mario in the donkey dong game. Was fooled by "php will make you a millionaire by 2020" and won't admit it, thus utilizing it with .NET and #C and other shit. Won't touch Linux if it's not necessary. Windows and macOS is sufficient for them. Wife isn't satisfied and fucks the gym coach.
The upper-left represents the paranoid tech people who believe everything should be open source, crowd funded, written in pure C and ASM. They always see themselves as some rebellious chads that feds are afraid of but in reality they're just a bunch of fat, smelly, unemployed people who haven't felt the touch of a woman in their lives. They can be cool friends though as they always come up with the wildest conspiracy theories. They love anything they can shove linux into, especially ThinkPads from the age of dinosaurs.
I can summarize the bottom left category in one word: Faggots. Always addicted to setting some anime girl wallpaper on their 16th ThinkPad with Mint, Fedora, Arch, Gentoo and other stuff. Very inclined to wear knee high socks and chug HRT to turn into a femboy as they forget what a woman looks like and want some dick to ride. 1 out of 10 of these specimen are a pedophile. They share some traits with the upper left people such as thinking Linux > any other OS, worshipping 20 year old ThinkPads, never taking shower and watching anime excessively (hentai too)
The bottom right is the normie territory. They're either happy with their lives, enjoying every second of it with their loved ones and dogs and cats, driving their Tesla and sipping their iced coffee while coding for fun without even getting a college degree in CS, or they're completely miserable. Fucked. Suicidal.
The upper-right men are just made for work. They may or may not enjoy their job but hey, anything that puts food in the table. Not active learners and always fall behind the world's newset tech but they don't give a fuck. If Windows Server 2012 is working fine, they won't bother updating that mf. Climbs the corpo ladder like mario in the donkey dong game. Was fooled by "php will make you a millionaire by 2020" and won't admit it, thus utilizing it with .NET and #C and other shit. Won't touch Linux if it's not necessary. Windows and macOS is sufficient for them. Wife isn't satisfied and fucks the gym coach.
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My new year's resolution is 3840 x 2160. Hope I can achieve that.
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