The golden ratio

So basically if you're using birth control, it's not "them" making the frogs gay. It's literally you and your birth control piss getting into the water supply. So really you should stop taking that shit.

total domination

The demoncrats know we’re coming. Ride now! Ride to the precinct! ⚔️ ✏️

Back to Home Depot

@TheWesternChauvinist11

Okay you sold me.

@AltSkull48

MFW I tell my son to stop hitting his sister with the plastic dinosaur and he does it anyway.

I'll take Emporer Atreides

Trump literally won 3 elections in a row

The threads of time are broken. We’re masters of our own destinies again.