science is fake af. they say the hottest thing is the sun but it's obviously me

"I'm fine" then shake my leg 137 mph 😀

if I say goodnight and an hour later u see me online it's not that I lied, it's just that I failed

why would my own brain ruin my day like who's side are you even on ????

"written by a man", "written by a woman" bro I wish I were written by light yagami💀

April fools day means nothing to me, my life already a joke

I can't take it anymore!
Boobs are so amazing. they're so plump and soft to touch i love how they sit in my hand. They're my stress balls i love squeezing them i love boobs!!

the only podcast i listen to are the voices in my head