I have a crippling disorder called Bigboobamania that can only be cured by having tig ol biddies in my face. We are a highly oppressed and unrecognized group.

Speak your truth king!

Many such cases

here is a video of a Macedonian policeman kicking a journalist in the balls

“I had a dream once. It was a dream that little White boys and little White girls would drink from the river of prosperity, freed from the thirst of oppression. But lo and behold, some four decades later, what have I found but a bunch of trifling, shiftless, good-for-nothing Wignats? And I know some of you don't want to hear me say that word. It's the ugliest word in the English language, but that's what I see now: Wignats. And you don't want to be a Wignats, 'cause Wignats are living contradictions! Wignats are full of unfulfilled ambitions! Wignats wax and wane; Wignats love to complain! Wignats love to hear themselves talk, but hate to explain! Wignats love being another man's judge and jury! Wignats procrastinate until it's time to worry! Wignats love to be late, Wignats hate to hurry! White Entertainment is the worst thing I've ever seen in my life! Mr. Bond, "Blink 1488" is not a genre of music! And now I'd like to talk about Starship Troopers. I've seen what's around the corner, I've seen what's over the horizon, and I promise you - you Wignats won't have nothing to celebrate.” -W.L.PIERCE

Friendship with reason ended
I choose eternal blood feud and never ending hatred

Implying this is any different than your usual

Yes, that’s what I’m implying

Well I'm implying that you implying that is a false implication

I’m about to imply my foot in your ass, admin

Unfortunately for you, like Hank Hill, I have no ass, so good luck.

My plan has been foiled temporarily

What are you gonna do, get me an ass? This is a permanent thwarting

I’ll take your damn shins, turn you into cotton hill