Checked into another KwikTrip for a sandwich and some energy drinks.

I don’t normally stop at this one. Some of the clientele here were rather interesting, including an elderly man with large gauges and brightly colored Hawaiian type tshirt. My cashier was very nice, and had good banter. They were out of the flatbread sandwiches I like, so I settled for a croissant. Why didn’t they have the rollerbites? I don’t know.

Speed 4.5
Cleanliness 4.5
Friendliness 5
Overall: 4.6

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Dear liberals,

If God don’t real then why was my lunch so good when the weather also is good?

Checkmate!

The advent of “windows down; loud white girl music” weather heralds the first breath of White Boy Summer

A fatwa will be issued immanently on this subject

-admin 1

BEHOLD, I, Admin 1, writing this with my own hand, have seen the second breath of White Boy Summer; Morning Mosquitos.

Brothers rejoice! For the day is drawing near 🙏🏻

For those outside the know. White Boy Summer (WBS) is only able to be declared after the Four Breaths of White Boy Summer, and then only by Fatwa may it be declared.

Two more signs remain. And we eagerly await their revelation

Brothers rejoice! For the third and penultimate breath of White Boy Summer has been revealed: The first cookout of the year.

Pray that the fourth is quickly revealed. The day draws near 🙏🏻

You know what would fix me?
Watching a Ryan Gosling movie where I say “literally me” the whole time because I had 6.71 margaritas and some tacos with a bad bitch who’s actually super sweet beforehand.

And right now I only have two of those things 🙃

Don’t forget to leave some dirt under your pillow tonight for the Dirt Man.