Few things are as precious as baby’s first words 😇🥰

I hear some people are using the internet live chats to troll British police

I have done this more than I care to admit the last couple months.

Occasional?

I’m celibate and constipated the way I don’t give a fuck or shit

Good Morning.
Nothing inspirational or wholesome today. Just beat them with a shoe if they mess with you today

He's literally me