Just felt like reminding everyone of this, as I just stole a tub of Hagen Daz mint choco chip from Walfart and am eating it while driving around the dark empty parts of town, looking for homeless people to kill with my supressed 45 (I cannot be stopped)

I just want everyone to know that Mint Chocolate chip is the most Hyperborean of Ice Creams... its minty taste evokes the frosty peaks of the Urheimat, the dark chocolate testifies the bitter draught of our upbringing, its harshness and subsequent departure a testament to our superiority, the crystalline sharpness of our spirit, forged in a crucible of frosty goodness and bittersweet blessings from on high.

the wise man is blessed with knowledge once but the fool is blessed to learn every day