What more could we want or need?

My brother in Christ, you don’t seem to get it. It’s not about not scaring the hoes.

It’s about finding the hoes that scare me.

I have become thoroughly convinced that all the world’s problems are cause by one of two things, and both involve dairy.
1) You are not eating enough dairy, be it cheese, yogurt, milk, etc.
2) there are “people” who can’t eat dairy because it make their “tummy hurt” or whatever

I’m really racist, I should shoot my shot by saying “nigger”

My honest reaction: “I’m a super-fish! 😎”