Santa Claus is because he enslaves jews and delivers free presents to the good Christian boys and girls

Heroin chic is coming back

How I would save America:
1) All people must be judged by their appearance
2) Being White would be cool again
3) Tax write offs for people who can bench 225 or more. The write off increases for every 25lbs over 225
4) A random alcoholic homeless man would be secretary of education
5) Kill all seagulls and pigeons. Mourning doves can stay though
6) Women, Asians, and those over 70 are banned from driving
7) Unabomber Manifesto and Mein Kampf are required reading in both 6th and 11th grade

Apologies to all subscribers, this admin will be beaten senseless by every able bodied adult in a 5 mile radius

Yes. “Goblins”

How Indians feel seeing a street with no shit on it, or a White woman who hasn’t been sexually harassed