How Indians feel seeing a street with no shit on it, or a White woman who hasn’t been sexually harassed

Admin 4 just finished constructing his own home gym.

I also have a list of demands for the Federal Government until they make me Supreme and Total Emperor:

1) Immediate implementation of price caps on all red meat at $3.50/lb;
2) Repeal of all gasoline and diesel taxes;
3) Give me money (negotiable amount);
4) State mandated Goth GFs for me and my homies. 2 per homie;
5) Abolition of all speed limits nationwide;
6) Repeal the NFA;
7) Legally define stomach aches as a condition of hot people;
8) this one is secret, and will be revealed later;
9) Abolish OSHA;
10) Legal summary beheadings for the following: being rude before 7am, being lactose intolerant, if you piss me off personally for any reason;
11) All future government broadcasts and announcements must be preceded by a cute cat video or the Bobr Kurwa meme;
12) Return the UP to Wisconsin
13) I get to sit in the Oval Office once per month for 3 hours at a time of my choosing, the president must be present, and provide snacks and Hamm’s beer;
14)

I’ve survived, but at what cost

Calling biggers retarded is offensive to retards. Call them nigtarded

Even whales hate Mexicans

Something to think about as you start your Christmas shopping

If you think life has lost its luster, you should go to Chili’s or Applebee’s on a Sunday afternoon and shout racial slurs while getting progressively more drunk

This is so sad.

Alexa, play Despacito.

Trump knighting the newest member of the Chud Trumpian Army