Fred was murdered because your government hates you

Yall ready for tomorrow? Either i get drunk in excitement or drunk in depression.

Im an alcoholic

Guys RFK Junior just said that if Trump gets elected, you can bully fatties in public again

Kamala wins: I drink because we elected a nigger woman.

Trump wins: I drink because we elected a fat man.

Stein wins: I drink because we elected a jew.

No one wins: I drink because we are under anarchy.

I just love drinking.

I’m doing my part!

Hail our Hellenic King, King Trump!

After consultation between the Greek Captains of the SS Edmund Fitzgerald’s Hellenic Shitpost Empire, Donald J Trump is hereby endorsed for the Presidency of the United States of America, and named an Honorary Hellenic. We are proud to bestow on you your new name: Donalides Trumpolles

Congratulations, Donalides Trumpolles. Fight, Fight, Fight with all the strength and wit of the Hellenes at the gates of Troy, and the resolve of the Spartans at Thermopylae pass.

@reaIDonaldTrump

If Donalides Trumpolles wins this election, he will be America’s first Hellenic President.

Never forget WHY you are voting for Trumpolles