I do math for a living. Now replace the a with an e

hmmmmm

Today in 330, Saint Constantine the Great rebuilt the city of Byzantium, renamed it Nova Roma, and declared it the new capital of the Eastern Roman Empire ⚡️

10/10 would adopt

I go from stone cold pimp to “OMG 🤩 KITTY HI!” real quick

Calling your bros “chief” “big man” “king” etc
CBTM: 8/10