Redux SS Edmund Fitzgerald’s Hellenic Shitpost Empire
Brothers rejoice! For the third and penultimate breath of White Boy Summer has been revealed: The first cookout of the year. Pray that the fourth is quickly revealed. The day draws near 🙏🏻
The fourth and final breath of White Boy Summer has been revealed.
Indeed, now only the issuance of a Fatwa remains, which is being written as we speak.
Rejoice, for the hour is upon us
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Indeed, now only the issuance of a Fatwa remains, which is being written as we speak.
Rejoice, for the hour is upon us
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Behold!
In the Name of our beloved brother, that venerable Surfboard Jihadi, Br. Ma, and to the praise of our dearly departed Uncles:
In light of the Four Signs, the final being reported and verified just hours ago, I write this Fatwa with my own hand.
The beginning of White Boy Summer is a long awaited annual event which draws with it anticipation of better days, better weather, hope, camaraderie, indeed even shenanigans. The sun, the sky, the seemingly endless fun with those we care about.
Spring is often thought of as a time of renewal and rebirth, and that is not incorrect. But what does spring inevitably give way to? Yes, my friends, summer. As we await the dawn of White Boy Summer, we must look back in fondness of the trials and fond memories of the previous seasons, make peace with them, and never forget that they were necessary struggles at times, so that we can more fully enjoy White Boy Summer. I encourage all of you to keep these in mind as you forge new memories this season.
Having seen and verified the Four Signs: Windows Down Drives, Morning Mosquitos, The First Cook-out, and now, the first 88 degree day, we can be sure the time is nigh. In fact, I submit to you, dear reader, it is already here!
Indeed as it is mete and right to issue this Fatwa on the official opening of White Boy Summer, I do officially declare that White Boy Summer 2024 will begin immediately!
In the Name of our beloved brother, that venerable Surfboard Jihadi, Br. Ma, and to the praise of our dearly departed Uncles:
In light of the Four Signs, the final being reported and verified just hours ago, I write this Fatwa with my own hand.
The beginning of White Boy Summer is a long awaited annual event which draws with it anticipation of better days, better weather, hope, camaraderie, indeed even shenanigans. The sun, the sky, the seemingly endless fun with those we care about.
Spring is often thought of as a time of renewal and rebirth, and that is not incorrect. But what does spring inevitably give way to? Yes, my friends, summer. As we await the dawn of White Boy Summer, we must look back in fondness of the trials and fond memories of the previous seasons, make peace with them, and never forget that they were necessary struggles at times, so that we can more fully enjoy White Boy Summer. I encourage all of you to keep these in mind as you forge new memories this season.
Having seen and verified the Four Signs: Windows Down Drives, Morning Mosquitos, The First Cook-out, and now, the first 88 degree day, we can be sure the time is nigh. In fact, I submit to you, dear reader, it is already here!
Indeed as it is mete and right to issue this Fatwa on the official opening of White Boy Summer, I do officially declare that White Boy Summer 2024 will begin immediately!
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Forwarded from The Council of Tyler's
ALL HAIL THE COUNCIL OF TYLER'S!
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