Remember when the devil got owned by some little redneck kid with a fiddle? Top 10 moments in American history, easily

Me when the topic is racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia, xenophobia, or antisemitism

I regret to inform you that there are people in this world that not only do not listen to Pitbull, but they might say Putbull isn’t cool, and I’ll challenge you by saying “What’s not cool about a guy saying ‘It’s Mister Worldwide’?” He’s Mister Worldwide. He’s not Mister Miami, or Mister Florida, or even Mister United States. He’s Mister Worldwide. The whole world. Maybe his name is Mister Worldwide because he takes the whole world just like Jesus did in that one song He’s got the whole world in his hands. He’s got the whole world in his hands and he says “You’re feeling down? Well guess what MFer, not anymore!”

“BEAT HIS ASS MIKEY!”