Real

The enemy wants you miserable & alone. Be jovial with the boys instead.

Non readers don’t scare the hoes, apparently

kill bad mornings, behead bad mornings, roundhouse kick bad mornings into the concrete, slam dunk a bad morning baby into the trash can, crucify filthy bad mornings, defecate into bad mornings food, launch bad mornings into the sun, stir fry bad mornings in a wok, toss bad mornings into active volcanoes, urinate into bad mornings’ gas tank, Judo throw bad mornings into a wood chipper, twist bad mornings heads off, report bad mornings to the IRS, karate chop bad mornings in half, curb stomp pregnant bad mornings, trap bad mornings in quicksand, Crush bad mornings in the trash compactor, liquify bad mornings in a vat of acid, eat bad mornings, dissect bad mornings, exterminate bad mornings in the gas chamber, stomp bad mornings skulls with steel-toed boots, cremate bad mornings in the oven, lobotomize bad mornings, mandatory abortions for bad mornings, grind bad morning fetuses in the garbage disposal, drown bad mornings in fried chicken grease, vaporize bad mornings with a raygun, kick old bad mornings down the stairs, feed bad mornings to alligators, slice bad mornings with a katana.

What’s the female equivalent to punching walls?

All I’m saying is that when women hit the wall, it’s all “yes queen, go off!” But when men hit the wall they have “anger issues” and need “professional help”

fucking bullshit if you ask me

We must put a knee on the neck of the black magicians we call scientists