Fortune cookies piss me off. Because it’s never an actual fortune, it’s always some kind of vaguely eastern folksy wisdom.
Tell me that three Wednesdays from now a midget is going to approach me with a quest to a mountain
Tell me that three Wednesdays from now a midget is going to approach me with a quest to a mountain
Bitches be like: “ he won’t stop mansplaining”
And it’s like, did you ever think that maybe I’m not mansplaining but I’m just autistic you asked about one of my niche interests?
And it’s like, did you ever think that maybe I’m not mansplaining but I’m just autistic you asked about one of my niche interests?
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Forwarded from 🌞 𝐄𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐧𝐚𝐥 𝐋𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 🌞
RT News (Telegram)
The 2,000-strong Brazilian tribe got hooked on social media after sitting in the Amazon rainforest for hours discovering everything from graphic porn to falling for online scams. Now the indigenous tribal leaders report that people are becoming lazy, spending hours scrolling social media with teens hooked on graphic porn.
But the tribe is now forced to grapple with the perils brought on by the new tech — Marubo people, scattered along the Itui River in Brazil, were last year introduced to high-speed internet for the first time thanks to Elon Musk's Starlink.
#ElonMusk #Starlink #Brazil
The 2,000-strong Brazilian tribe got hooked on social media after sitting in the Amazon rainforest for hours discovering everything from graphic porn to falling for online scams. Now the indigenous tribal leaders report that people are becoming lazy, spending hours scrolling social media with teens hooked on graphic porn.
But the tribe is now forced to grapple with the perils brought on by the new tech — Marubo people, scattered along the Itui River in Brazil, were last year introduced to high-speed internet for the first time thanks to Elon Musk's Starlink.
#ElonMusk #Starlink #Brazil
The first sign of America’s fall as a real nation was the implementation of anti-drunk driving laws. The final sign was when they pulled the original Four Loko from shelves.
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