The first sign of America’s fall as a real nation was the implementation of anti-drunk driving laws. The final sign was when they pulled the original Four Loko from shelves.

“Sorry Boss, I need the rest of the month off for religious reasons.”

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T-50s - A reference to the dark, almost black coloration of the irises

Yeah it’s bright out here for my A-20 eyes, but I’m not gonna wear shades, just to flex on the T-50s

Alexa play “Borderline” by Tame Impala

Target is selling meth pipes?

Admin 1 gets to see grandma this weekend 🥳

Trees are not real. They are CIA wave towers to hypnotize you. Burn them all down.