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Wazha Beizyng

Tucker Carlzyn

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Appeal to Heavzyn

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Imagine driving this off 20 beers

Your honor, my client was on his way to the grocery store to purchase yummy snacks for himself and his family. How could he have known a blm protest would be standing in the middle of the road as he plowed into them driving a lifted 88 ford bronco 45 miles over the speed limit while under the influence of alcohol?
It should be apparent on it's face that the severity of this...traffic violation was directly proportionate to the defendant's excitement for Wawa Food Market's wide assortment of Built-to-Order® and Ready-to-Go sandwiches, cheesesteak shorties, stuffed pretzels and more, using only the freshest ingredients to offer quality and satisfaction my client could count on every time, your honor.
Wawa food market explicitly states that they offer a large selection of fresh foods, available when, and I quote "you're in a hurry."