EVAN, the boring Alien turned gremlin god of meme addicts Follow his lead, and he will shine light to the darkest corner of the Solana trenches.

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Who’s overdosing on caffeine tonight and aping into $EVAN ☕️

Our favourite gremlin god of degens just launched on Solana. 

Contract: CaRwjFviVRfcRt8YboZeRdSfasafbDRfdJMjvmUNpump

$EVAN isn’t an asset. It’s a cult. We ride together, bleed together, win together. No outsiders allowed 😈 🚬

Disciples gather not for gains, but for purpose. With COPIUM in his veins and hopium in his heart 🫀, $EVAN leads us, the Solana trench warriors, through sleepless nights, bad devs and endless charts. 💉 Together, we are the Church of $EVAN. Faith first, gains second.

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EVAN isn’t a cult, but we do meet at midnight to pass the jar, light the McCandle 🕯️ and chant ‘$EVAN to HEAVEN.’

You wouldn’t get it unless you’re in. 😈🚬

You’re either IN or you’re watching from the sidelines crying. Get in before EVAN flips the entire market 😈🚬

EVAN is HIM. $EVAN rises as the saviour of degens, armed to cleanse the trenches.

FOMO at MAX OVERDRIVE. Trust in our saviour $EVAN 💎

Our caffeine-fueled, gremlin god ready to save our bags.

I’m hydrating with the finest Jeet Tears™, and the only thing left is max pain for the paper hands...

Cope harder, stay wrecked, and don’t come crawling back when we hit 100x. This is the Church of $EVAN, and there’s no salvation for sellers.

Jeets said ‘I’m out.’ We said ‘ratio + cope.’