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📰 FLORESBERG - September 30th, '23
Editors Mohan @TheParadigmShiftChannel & Floresberg
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📰 FLORESBERG- Trudeau Says SS Galicia were the 'Good Nazis' - Petitions for Rename:
"SS Oskar Schindler Brigade"
Trudeau 'heils' German and Ukrainian wartime heroes. The Canadian leader says rename to 'Schindler Brigade' will add clarity to the real history, and will frustrate Russian malinformation agents from obscuring the historical record in European fight against Russian totalitarianism
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"SS Oskar Schindler Brigade"
Trudeau 'heils' German and Ukrainian wartime heroes. The Canadian leader says rename to 'Schindler Brigade' will add clarity to the real history, and will frustrate Russian malinformation agents from obscuring the historical record in European fight against Russian totalitarianism
FLORESBERG in focus - September 30, '23
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📰 FLORESBERG ... NOT! Blinken got noted on X/Twitter for lying - tries to say the Soviets collaborated with Nazis in the covering up of the Babyn Yar massacre, which would have been right before the Soviets dropped the bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki we presume by his logic.
In reality, not only were Soviet POWs also among the victims of the massacre, it was the Soviets who both liberated Babyn Yar and convicted the German authorities responsible in 1946.
🚨 Who is covering up what, Bathhouse Tony?
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In reality, not only were Soviet POWs also among the victims of the massacre, it was the Soviets who both liberated Babyn Yar and convicted the German authorities responsible in 1946.
🚨 Who is covering up what, Bathhouse Tony?
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📰 FLORESBERG Sept. 30th '23
- A new Pentagon dossier leak reveals that Saudi Arabia is being held hostage by Russia and the Middle East nation is being forced to go along with OPEC oil production cuts.
These cuts are driving gas and diesel prices higher in the US and average Americans are believing Russian malinformation that inflation is the result of the Biden administration's economic policies.
The correct narrative is that inflation is Russia's fault.
The CIA believes that Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman is too weak to rule Saudi Arabia and stand up to dictators such as Russian President Vladimir Putin.
Regime change may be necessary so as to have one of the Crown Prince's cousins leading the country away from Russia's claws.
Biden, reknown for his strategic mind and cognitive prowess, is expected to take action soon.
🖊 Editor - Jonathan Mohan of @TheParadigmShiftChannel
& 🖊 @FLORESBERG
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- A new Pentagon dossier leak reveals that Saudi Arabia is being held hostage by Russia and the Middle East nation is being forced to go along with OPEC oil production cuts.
These cuts are driving gas and diesel prices higher in the US and average Americans are believing Russian malinformation that inflation is the result of the Biden administration's economic policies.
The correct narrative is that inflation is Russia's fault.
The CIA believes that Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman is too weak to rule Saudi Arabia and stand up to dictators such as Russian President Vladimir Putin.
Regime change may be necessary so as to have one of the Crown Prince's cousins leading the country away from Russia's claws.
Biden, reknown for his strategic mind and cognitive prowess, is expected to take action soon.
🖊 Editor - Jonathan Mohan of @TheParadigmShiftChannel
& 🖊 @FLORESBERG
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💢 Russian terrorists suspected in strike on Big Ben, House of Commons in largest ever attack on Britain since Russian air raids in World War II.
Grant Shapps may now finally have his mandate to finally free the hand of the mighty British Army to teach Russia the lesson it sorely needs right now, as the world cries out its anguished answer to Putin's war crimes.
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Grant Shapps may now finally have his mandate to finally free the hand of the mighty British Army to teach Russia the lesson it sorely needs right now, as the world cries out its anguished answer to Putin's war crimes.
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💢 WAR* - UK Declares War on Russia!
Putin's agents commit heinous act of terrorism on Westminster
Downing Street has no choice but to authorize War* to stop Putin's destabilizing aggression in Ukraine, Europe, and now Britain.
Moments ago, Russian terrorists struck Westminster in what is no doubt the most egregious act of violence experienced by Londoners and all of Britain since the Russian air raids upon England in World War II.
Rishi Sunak has consulted with King Charles, and prepares for formal declaration of War*.
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Putin's agents commit heinous act of terrorism on Westminster
Downing Street has no choice but to authorize War* to stop Putin's destabilizing aggression in Ukraine, Europe, and now Britain.
Moments ago, Russian terrorists struck Westminster in what is no doubt the most egregious act of violence experienced by Londoners and all of Britain since the Russian air raids upon England in World War II.
Rishi Sunak has consulted with King Charles, and prepares for formal declaration of War*.
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* All this and more is reported in a public release of a hypothetical War scenario involving Russian terrorist acts upon the UK, led by Tony Podesta and funded by the WEF.
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💢 NOT FLORESBERG - But FLORESBERG precog'd this one bigly 🚨
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Politico's Disgraceful Defense of Nazis and Genocide...
▪️Politico literally printed, "the idea that foreign volunteers and connoscripts were being allocated to the Waffen-SS rather than the Wehrmacht on administrative rather than ideological grounds is a hard sell for audiences conditioned to believe the SS’s primary task was genocide. And simple narratives like “everybody in the SS was guilty of war crimes” are more pervasive because they’re much simpler to grasp."
▪️The Waffen SS is a designated organization complicit in war crimes including genocide;
▪️There is NO "nuance" here, unless of course Politico is the one creating propaganda;
https://www.politico.eu/article/fight-against-ussr-nazi-waffen-ss-trooper-yaroslav-hunka-world-war-ii-soviet-union-germany/
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Politico's Disgraceful Defense of Nazis and Genocide...
▪️Politico literally printed, "the idea that foreign volunteers and connoscripts were being allocated to the Waffen-SS rather than the Wehrmacht on administrative rather than ideological grounds is a hard sell for audiences conditioned to believe the SS’s primary task was genocide. And simple narratives like “everybody in the SS was guilty of war crimes” are more pervasive because they’re much simpler to grasp."
▪️The Waffen SS is a designated organization complicit in war crimes including genocide;
▪️There is NO "nuance" here, unless of course Politico is the one creating propaganda;
https://www.politico.eu/article/fight-against-ussr-nazi-waffen-ss-trooper-yaroslav-hunka-world-war-ii-soviet-union-germany/
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📰 FLORESBERG for October 2nd, 2023
Editor - Jonathan Mohan @TheParadigmShiftChannel
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Editor - Jonathan Mohan @TheParadigmShiftChannel
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📰 FLORESBERG Oct 4, '23
Colonel General Zuckerberg confirms that British forces in the Metaverse have successfully cut Russian dictator Putin's forces off from their land-bridge connecting the rest of illegitimate Russia to occupied but historically Ukrainian Crimea.
FLORESBERG - We put the Sberg in Floresberg
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Colonel General Zuckerberg confirms that British forces in the Metaverse have successfully cut Russian dictator Putin's forces off from their land-bridge connecting the rest of illegitimate Russia to occupied but historically Ukrainian Crimea.
FLORESBERG - We put the Sberg in Floresberg
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💢 FLORESBERG - Our thoughts and prayers are with the friends and family of Ryan Carson, victim of an unthinkable attack in Brooklyn, NY.
Well, nearly unthinkable. Our crime blotter team has analyzed what they believe constitutes a pattern of such attacks, and has deconstructed the victim and his girlfriend as they appeared on the night of the attack.
Now is a time for mourning, and not a time for ridicule or blaming.
Our thoughts and prayers are also with the African-American suspect at large, who will no doubt also become yet another victim, a victim of the racist criminal justice system - which no doubt was partly what provoked this attack on institutional whiteness, in the form of Ryan Carson, in the first place.
While we must unite together against our inherently racist system which led the victim to attack Ryan Carson, who in a very real sense was himself guilty of being white at a very insensitive time and place, there are a few things which each of us can do to make sure this does not happen again. Indeed, social reforms are also always far too late coming to make a difference when they are needed here and now.
As such, there appears to be a number of evolutionarily maladapted traits/presentations which could have invited even provoked the attack, setting aside the motivations of the other victim, who is now at large.
Our team has created this infographic so that citizens can best prepare themselves in the future, so as to avoid this travesty.
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Well, nearly unthinkable. Our crime blotter team has analyzed what they believe constitutes a pattern of such attacks, and has deconstructed the victim and his girlfriend as they appeared on the night of the attack.
Now is a time for mourning, and not a time for ridicule or blaming.
Our thoughts and prayers are also with the African-American suspect at large, who will no doubt also become yet another victim, a victim of the racist criminal justice system - which no doubt was partly what provoked this attack on institutional whiteness, in the form of Ryan Carson, in the first place.
While we must unite together against our inherently racist system which led the victim to attack Ryan Carson, who in a very real sense was himself guilty of being white at a very insensitive time and place, there are a few things which each of us can do to make sure this does not happen again. Indeed, social reforms are also always far too late coming to make a difference when they are needed here and now.
As such, there appears to be a number of evolutionarily maladapted traits/presentations which could have invited even provoked the attack, setting aside the motivations of the other victim, who is now at large.
Our team has created this infographic so that citizens can best prepare themselves in the future, so as to avoid this travesty.
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FLORESBERG NEWS
💢 FLORESBERG - Our thoughts and prayers are with the friends and family of Ryan Carson, victim of an unthinkable attack in Brooklyn, NY. Well, nearly unthinkable. Our crime blotter team has analyzed what they believe constitutes a pattern of such attacks…
🎥 Max Blumenthal has called a press conference on the steps of the United Nations, and is expected to speak out against the racist white appropriation of the black space at the corner of Malcolm X and Lafayette, which led the victim-at-large to react in an unintentionally lethal manner to Ryan Carson's microaggressions.
In notes emailed to press, Blumenthal echoes Ryan Carson's call to defund the police and release inmates from prison.
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In notes emailed to press, Blumenthal echoes Ryan Carson's call to defund the police and release inmates from prison.
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📰 FLORESBERG October 4th '23
French study confirms Russian tourists are primary source of bedbugs, communist variant of Covid
🔹 Editor: Jonathan Mohan
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French study confirms Russian tourists are primary source of bedbugs, communist variant of Covid
🔹 Editor: Jonathan Mohan
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📰 FLORESBERG October 6th '23
🚨 Turkey leaves NATO with a bang
🔹 Editors: J. Mohanstein, J. Floresberg
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🚨 Turkey leaves NATO with a bang
🔹 Editors: J. Mohanstein, J. Floresberg
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