How to Identify an Iranian

Jew (but have the highest number of nose-job operations in the world - wikipedia verified)
Smells of shit
confusable for a european jew
Unibrow
Tasteless jewelry
Hideously ugly
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Rages traumatically if mistaken with an Arab, from whom they are physically indistinguishable.
Gets all butthurt when your country provides medical care for its abdicated tyrant.
Holds you hostage for 444 days or 333 days or something and Jimmy Carter is powerless to help you.
Hairier than Bigfoot
Butthurt about how hollywood turned Xerxes into a black person (because Iranians are Arab not niggers)
Wants to blow up Israel (incidentally the West too), but also wants to (but won't) fuck up the Arabs afterwards.
Is busy metaphorically rimjobing the prophet Muhammad who actually hated Persians and had his successor invade their country.
Masterminds terrorism in Iraq, Lebanon, and Palestine, just as all Muslim nations with disposable income love to do.

kinda wish we didn't have the nametags on ngl

Kinda the same ngl

Bruh these stuff hit like a truck wtf 😰

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