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Fakku (Job's Lament Edition)
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da coolest nigga

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"okay I won't do it anymore"

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In another universe ...

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Rumor is that Toy Story 4 will focus on ...
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... Andy's mother's toys, which coincidentally are called Woody and Buzz too.

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On meeting Donald Trump, Kim Jon Un says “I will destroy America...”
Trump replies, “No way, that’s my job. I won’t have another asian stealing an American job.”

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An elderly gentleman walks into an upscale cocktail lounge. He is in his mid-80s, well-dressed, hair well-groomed, great looking suit, flower in his lapel and smelling slightly of an expensive after shave. He presents a very nice image.
Seated at the bar is a classy looking lady in her mid-70s.
The sharp old gentleman walks over and sits alongside her. He orders a drink and takes a sip.
He slowly turns to the lady and says: "So, tell me; do I come here often?"

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A soldier survived mustard gas in battle, and then pepper spray by the police.
He's now a seasoned veteran.

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"I haven't got a clue who this lady is"

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Just hide the scratch with the bottle ...

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