An elderly gentleman walks into an upscale cocktail lounge. He is in his mid-80s, well-dressed, hair well-groomed, great looking suit, flower in his lapel and smelling slightly of an expensive after shave. He presents a very nice image.
Seated at the bar is a classy looking lady in her mid-70s.
The sharp old gentleman walks over and sits alongside her. He orders a drink and takes a sip.
He slowly turns to the lady and says: "So, tell me; do I come here often?"
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Seated at the bar is a classy looking lady in her mid-70s.
The sharp old gentleman walks over and sits alongside her. He orders a drink and takes a sip.
He slowly turns to the lady and says: "So, tell me; do I come here often?"
@FaaaQ
A soldier survived mustard gas in battle, and then pepper spray by the police.
He's now a seasoned veteran.
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He's now a seasoned veteran.
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their five word seduction: "Would you unhook my bra?"
my five word seduction: "Get in the fucking van."
my five word seduction: "Get in the fucking van."