"And this is how I met your mother."

Modern society is messed up.

based dad

There are still based women out there.

The right woman makes life heaven, the wrong one makes it hell.

Apparently in some remote part of India. Women would have to fit in through this stone to be able to marry.
Fat women essentially stay femcel till they stop being a walking tub of lard.
Based?

Never stop doing the things that attracted your wife in the first place.

There's nothing more attractive than a woman who's incredibly pure.