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Nice little place
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Very true. Rural folks will do mean things like wave at you as they pass by and offer you fresh vegetables from their garden. The absolute gall of those backwards country dwellers! They'll even invite you over for dinner without proper notice, forcing you…
Just arrived at my house and a neighbor that I cooked for at one point decided to gift me a bunch of applewood chunks. Gonna have to pull out the smoker soon...

Folks outside of cities are just so mean...
I'm gonna call World Atlas and demand that they remove this
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Nice little place
Similarly sized place in Portland with an extra bathroom and a--a--a--yard?

And no money down options available!
Nice and pink
Butter your bread

(Especially if you have a year's worth of free butter)
Sharp cheddar wins today's game
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Sharp cheddar wins today's game
Tastes great. The reservation meat appears to be legit
Forwarded from Joe Pera Talks with You
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Season 1, Episode 9 - Joe Pera Answers Your Questions About Cold Weather Sports
Up here in da U.P., bein' broke teaches ya what really matters, ya know? When yer scramblin' to keep da wood stove goin', ya don't give two hoots about who's got da fanciest snowmobile or da snazziest outhouse. Yer buddies are da ones who show up wit a chainsaw when a tree falls on yer camp. Dat's da kinda friendship ya can't buy wit all da pasties in Escanaba, youbetcha
Forwarded from Family Matters (Howdy)
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Up here in da U.P., bein' broke teaches ya what really matters, ya know? When yer scramblin' to keep da wood stove goin', ya don't give two hoots about who's got da fanciest snowmobile or da snazziest outhouse. Yer buddies are da ones who show up wit a chainsaw…
When yer livin' paycheck to paycheck, countin' pennies to buy dat last roll of Charmin for yer outhouse, ya figure out real quick dat nothin' lasts forever, not even dat last can of Vernors in da back of da fridge. Everything's just on loan from da big guy upstairs, like borrowin' yer neighbor's wood splitter. Once ya get dat through yer noggin, ya stop worryin' so much about keepin' up wit da Andersons and dere fancy new ice fishin' shack.
From a road map of michigan c. 1938, before the bridge

😢 Never forget what they took from us
You better not be swimming, anon