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Making some pasties but with buttermilk substituted in for the water. Googled to try to find other folks trying this idea... All that comes up for "'buttermilk pasty'" is this nigga talkin' about how Jesus wasn't a "buttermilk pasty pale skinned blue eyes white man."

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🙏🏼 may these turn out decent!
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Note to self: buttermilk makes dough expand more. Lol

Will try to figure out how to adjust for that next time. Won't fit in a miner's pocket, but still tastes great!
Small town midwesterners fold in this position
Forwarded from J
Try Toronto
I'll never be able to afford that! Unfair!
> Wants "Mom & Pop'
> Buys from Uber Eats
Lady.... I honestly can't tell if you're lying or a hell of a lot more naive and unworldly than your fashion choices suggest, but just actually walk into the store next time, please
Each soul is thrust into its appointed era by the hand of God Himself, with providential intent, as a seed is planted in its destined soil. To rail against the times one has found oneself in is to question the Gardener's wisdom. Our tribulations are not random thorns, but carefully cultivated challenges designed to nurture our growth. In lamenting our epoch, we blind ourselves to the divine foresight that placed us precisely when we are meant to develop and flourish.
Did you know that Minnesota publishes its fishing regulations in Somali? https://files.dnr.state.mn.us/rlp/regulations/fishing/somali_fish.pdf?v=2024.05.30-08.40.52
What have they done to my president?
Midwest vibes....