The poor man's steak (a pound of steak for about $3.50)

Yes, please

This has to be the gayest and most retarded thing I've ever seen. I speak without exaggeration when I state that the thoughts of those who hope for this are a blight upon this world and that the most virtuous act they could take is to keep their ideas within their own feeble minds where they will be a curse upon the fewest people possible

Here's some new snacks for you to try, goy

Congrats to the buyer. Gaastra is a nice little town

Oh no! What are you gonna do, Illinois poorcels?

If elected, TIM WALZ would be the first U.S. vice president whose name can be written entirely with straight lines.

If you're not convinced, you're not paying attention.

"We're gonna make an airless, barren, frozen rock livable but we can't have cows farting on earth, guys!"
-soyentists

You signed up for a free trial subnoscription service and clicked "agree to terms" for it? Sorry, guess that means you can't sue us after our negligence killed your wife

The myth of consensual quitting. Isn't there someone you forgot to ask? ㅤ

What trolls see when they look North

Latest news from the UP:

An accident seemed like an opportunity to locals around as they surrounded a milk tanker involved in the crash. The tanker was hit from behind by a speeding truck in the city, leading to the death of the truck driver. Locals were quick to surround the milk tanker with utensils, bottles and plastic containers, trying to loot milk coming out of the tanker.