If elected, TIM WALZ would be the first U.S. vice president whose name can be written entirely with straight lines.

If you're not convinced, you're not paying attention.

"We're gonna make an airless, barren, frozen rock livable but we can't have cows farting on earth, guys!"
-soyentists

You signed up for a free trial subnoscription service and clicked "agree to terms" for it? Sorry, guess that means you can't sue us after our negligence killed your wife

The myth of consensual quitting. Isn't there someone you forgot to ask? ㅤ

What trolls see when they look North

Latest news from the UP:

An accident seemed like an opportunity to locals around as they surrounded a milk tanker involved in the crash. The tanker was hit from behind by a speeding truck in the city, leading to the death of the truck driver. Locals were quick to surround the milk tanker with utensils, bottles and plastic containers, trying to loot milk coming out of the tanker.

People who modify their exhaust systems to be as loud as possible were created by God to remind insecure people that they are not the worst beings on this Earth

Kroger pays for their tranny employees to get tranny hormones etc

Of course they do. Any company that would use fake, digital price labels would also pay for tranny surgery. It's an extension of the same principles.

View from scenic general store parking lot

Mere time-killing and boredom gain ground, which are directly related to the absence of leisure, for only someone who has lost the spiritual power to be at leisure can be bored.

- Josef Pieper, Leisure, the Basis of Culture

Pizza is a poor man's food. When you see a wealthy man eating it, chastise him for stealing our culture

Correct. You should never complain