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Forwarded from Disclose.tv
NOW - Firefighters in Shanksville, Pennsylvania convince Biden to wear a Trump 2024 hat.

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Now that Biden has endorsed Trump, I'm going to really have to think about voting for him
Went outside hoping to maybe get some northern lights photos. No such luck, but still a very nice night to be outdoors.
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Don't listen to other admin. This is fake. UP night sky actually looks like this. I went outside and took that just now, with a fully exposed camera that wasn't even a tiny bit covered up.

You'd hate it here. There's nothing to do. Don't get any funny ideas, pal.
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Sleepy Arthur and his low energy chat. Can you believe this? That they're poor?

When I'm admin, we're gonna keep winning. You're gonna say, this chat is so high energy that it's too high energy. You better believe it folks
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Sleepy Arthur and his low energy chat. Can you believe this? That they're poor? When I'm admin, we're gonna keep winning. You're gonna say, this chat is so high energy that it's too high energy. You better believe it folks
All I have the energy to do is yawn. Weary soul, energy spent, a yawn's all I can invent. Alas! All I have the energy to do... is yawn. Forsooth, all mine energy doth allow is but a yawn. Fatigue overwhelms; Energy reserves depleted; A yawn is all left. The only action I can muster is a yawn. My sole remaining capability is to yawn. Yawning is the extent of my current abilities. I've got just enough vitality for a single yawn. Exhaustion limits me to merely yawning. A yawn is all I can summon the strength to do. My depleted state permits only a weary yawn. I'm so drained that yawning is my sole function. My fatigue reduces me to nothing more than yawning. In my current state, I can manage nothing beyond a yawn. My energy levels have dwindled to the point where yawning is my only output. My energy tank is running on fumes, barely powering a single yawn. If productivity were measured in yawns, I'd be setting records today. My to-do list has been whittled down to one item: yawn repeatedly. I'm operating at the bare minimum capacity required for involuntary jaw stretching. The most complex task I can handle is the intricate process of yawning. The pinnacle of my capabilities at this moment is the ability to display drowsiness through facial expressions. My productivity graph has flatlined, with occasional spikes representing impressive yawns. 我唯一能做的就是打哈欠。Tout ce que j'ai l'énergie de faire, c'est bâiller. L'unica cosa per cui ho energia è sbadigliare. Το μόνο για το οποίο έχω ενέργεια είναι να χασμουρηθώ. Omnia habeo navitas oscitare.
> Be me
> Walking down rural road
> Some guy I don't know waves at me
> I wave back
> "We have some extra eggs? You want some? They're free."
> Youbetcha

Tfw I looked so tired from doing all that yawning that it was recognized that I needed eggs to wake up
I'm in favor of the United States eliminating white male suffrage
Ah, yes, "northern Michigan." I agree
You thought it was difficult to trick rightoids into eating vegetable oil?