They think we're even more retarded than we actually are

Pork should be pink

Trump is going to undo the only cool thing that USG did these past 4 years.

Twitter is recommending me James Woods tweets. The algorithm thinks I'm a lib who would find ideas like "the will of the people" compelling. Not sure whether this means I have fooled the algorithm or I need to see an exorcist.

Who here loves religious freedom? Weren't the American founding principles great?

I didn't expect you have to say this, but no inauguration talk in Poor Camp. We are above the circus.

Too cold for me I tink

Dumb puzzle, but made me laugh when the right answer clicked