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THE Philosopher
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It's the end of January and we've received just under 13 feet of snow this season. Let's have another 13 feet these next few months!
Every time you complain about something, the owner of this Telegram channel, a jobless peasant who lives in the northwoods Midwestern hinterlands and sometimes pretends to do philosophy, loses respect for you. You best my trying to get that complaining habit under control, young feller.
Forwarded from Voter Apatia OSINT
You could have moved to the 🖼️, anon... But now it's too late and normal houses cost $300k.
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Neighbors are being noisy outside
I love Yooper gas station art. It's a shame that wealthy people can't see the beautiful in things like this and instead only like pride flags
I'm at the grocery store. Anyone want a Yooper t shirt or hoodie?
1. No true Yoopers are winter-haters
2. All snowbird retirees are winter-haters
∴. No snowbirds retirees are true Yoopers
1. Burger
2. Fries

Heckin' based. All you need.
Let me not to the marriage of the land
And winter’s bite speak false—true cold is not
A season’s whim that melts at summer’s hand,
Nor shifts when thawing streams dare warm a plot.
O no! It is an ever-fixèd mark,
That towers in tempests, crowned by starlit breath;
Each snowbank guards the pine, a steadfast ark,
Unmoved by time’s decay or fleeting death.
Love’s not the thaw that tourists’ brief gaze steals,
Nor noise of snowmobilers who scar the peace—
Their tracks, like vain boasts, frost’s slow art conceals,
While silent drifts outlast their ragged fleece.
If this be false, let doubters’ tongues grow numb:
I wrote no verse, and beauty’s reign’s undone.
Hmm, "fuppreffed"? Yup, definitely what that says, brain. You're right.
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