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THE Philosopher
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Damn straight.
I guess nothing important happened recently, so they came up with another word for people not doing their jobs
You want to prevent your wife from judging your parking spot choices? Always park in the very back of the lot. Make her enjoy a nice, long walk to the store.
Let's check in on UP news... Yup, everything lookin' pretty good.
Keep using the em dash—even if they think you're AI
AI predicts which part of Canada will be the first to join the US after most of Mexico has already surrendered
The dumbest Wikipedia maintenance headline.
Yoopers are all rugged hermits who spend their days chopping wood and eating pasties by a campfire. They’re obsessed with snowmobiles and deer hunting, living in cabins with no internet, and talking in a weird accent nobody understands. Every Yooper’s the same—gruff, old-fashioned, and stuck in a time warp where nothing changes, no matter what’s happening in the rest of the world.
Even the FIBs don't deserve this.
Real
Forwarded from Axle
"While skirting some rocks, which by their height and length inspired awe, we saw upon one of them two painted monsters which at first made us afraid, and upon which the boldest savages dare not long rest their eyes. they are as large as a calf; they have horns on their heads like those of a deer, a horrible look, red eyes, a beard like a tiger's, a face somewhat like a man's, a body covered with scales, and so long a tail that it winds all around the body, passing above the head and going back between the legs, ending in a fish's tail. green, red, and black are the three colors composing the picture. Moreover, these two monsters are so well painted that we cannot believe that any savage is their author; for good painters in France would find it difficult to reach that place conveniently to paint them. Here is approximately the shape of these monsters, as we have faithfully copied it."

Father Marquette found paintings of dragons on his travels. This confirms that the Hodag was or is real
Just had a bizarre moment at the store buying some clearanced steamer baskets. Overheard a couple with a newborn complaining about the metal utensils available there, saying plastic ones are just so much better than metal ones, that they should just stop selling the metal ones. I’m standing there, dumbfounded as if I'd just heard someone explain that our leaders ought to be decided via some sort of popularity contest—it truly boggles the mind. Moments like these, I have a hard time assessing if I'm out of touch due to my time in this online rightoid sphere. Is plastic really what people prefer now—or are these two the odd ones?
Media is too big
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