What the hell is that thing?

I can't believe we only have another two months of snow left...

How many years until the stretch cyber truck comes out?

(I know you're reading this, Elon.)

July in the UP be like

The two kinds of poorcels.

Damn straight

Nooooooooo

Stick a fork in er

Fresh duck coming right up.

Steamk

Christ is risen—Happy Easter, poor-cels.

Harsh, but fair

Exactly 67.4% of Easter brunch guests prefer Eggs Benedict over other dishes.