Fresh duck coming right up.

Steamk

Christ is risen—Happy Easter, poor-cels.

Harsh, but fair

Exactly 67.4% of Easter brunch guests prefer Eggs Benedict over other dishes.

They see me poachin’
...
They hatin’

Monday: ham and corn chowder
Tuesday: egg roll in bowl 🥣
Wednesday: tomato beef pasta or stuffed peppers
Thursday: baked fish with potatoes and carrot salad
Friday: hawaiian pizza
Saturday: steamk again 😎
Sunday: roast or kebabs, weather dependent

My plan:
Monday: poached eggs
Tuesday: poached eggs
Wednesday: poached eggs
Thursday: poached eggs
Friday: pizza (topped with poached eggs}
Saturday: fast
Sunday: poached eggs

The Daily Poach

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Gm

Hey, I know this house.

Oh, behold this quaint little forest sign—"New Beginnings," how delightfully pastoral! Mature aspen trees harvested in 1988, providing for society, and now new trees grow to support a "diverse wildlife habitat." Helping nature through "forest management"! Charming, isn’t it? Hardly. If you haven’t read James Burnham’s The Managerial Revolution, you’re probably gazing at this sign with the vacant stare of a serf admiring his lord’s new tapestry, utterly blind to the dark currents beneath. And so you will remain, because I'm not going to explain it here. Click the link below to join my premium, pay to read channel where I fully explain this thrilling and insightful content.