I saw the sloppiest slop that's ever been slopped into the freezer section today so I decided to grab one for myself because I'm a big fat guy.

So, how was it? It's crap. It's exactly what you would expect. Crust that tastes like Cheez-Its with the kind of sauce and cheese you expect on a cheap frozen pizza. It's not worth buying or making fun of. Pass on this one, unless your 12 year old nephew wants it. He's not your kid anyway, right?

Guest at my lakehouse in Rabbit Bay.

Math History: A Long-Form Mathematics Textbook

The first four chapters of this book cover the development of number systems, ancient mathematical methods, the transition to proofs, and axiomatic mathematics with a focus on Euclidean geometry. The final six chapters each track the history of a specific topic. These topics are number theory, algebra, early calculus, modern analysis, topology and combinatorics. It surveys math pretty broadly, but its focus is on the math topics that an undergraduate math major will encounter. The book contains many theorems with their historical proof. Each chapter also includes exercises.

I like this one for young kids and total beginners. Incidentally, this book was Ted K's security blanket when he was a kid.