Public disclosure: I post to the cave and rarely check to make sure I don't double post.


Deal with it.

Women squirting is female cognitive dissonance that they have urinary incontinence and they're just pissing themselves. They try to make up some magical bullshit that nobody wants to call them out on because it would be labeled sexist and they wanna get laid

One time, I got food poisoning so bad that I was pissing out my ass with explosive diarrhea. I was also puking, and when I puked in the trash can, I ass pissed so hard that I got blowback from the water and shit splashed onto the toilet tank and my back.

I then basically passed out on the floor

One time I had food poisoning so bad that I had complete body aches, including chills and a fever, I woke up about midnight and walked into the truck stop where I proceeded to have violent diarrhea. Not to be outdone, my mouth decided it wanted to vomit also and so I had to turn around and immediately vomited to a diarrhea toilet that I just filled. Everybody heard me shooting the Hershey squirts and then start vomiting into the toilet, so literally everybody got up and all pressed the service bathroom button on their way out. This was not reddit, there was no applause. I was miserable and I hated my life

This guy needs a gun asap