Dear Papi Trump,

Please, grant me honorary citizenship.

Since these hoes think everything is transactional like their cooch.

Have a nice day

We are blowing up cartel terrorists, blowing them up, linked to the maduro regime in Venezuela, and others. It's not just Venezuela.

To avoid a repeat of last night’s shellacking in the 2026 midterms, Republicans should:

quit covering for pedophiles

put America before Israel

put farmers before corporations

quit funding wars abroad

reduce spending to control inflation

quit attacking independent voices