well seems like i have to tell you the story of the man in the corner
many years ago, there was an infamous bastard smart man with an extraordinary abilities such as drinking like a horse and doing drugs like a little girl and for sure pursuing education in the Tel Aviv University of Science, though it's not really science, it's more about essence of being the creator of facebook, anyways, his name was Bob.
Bob is silent, but he talks alot, mostly about how much he cares about the human population and how much time he devotes for that specific act of saving the homo-sapien species through Heimlich Maneuvers.
Bob has a friend called Igor, igor is from Ukraine sadly, but atleast he supports Mikhail Gurbachev, although he doesnt have the slightest idea of end of the soviet union, he still thinks he are living in a Marxist-Leninist society which urges to meet the demands of Perestroika, his motto is, "govori po russki, ubey gruzin i spasi armyan" *10/10 would fail again*
Bob is astonished by the extraordinary rare dumbness of Igor's brain, so he offers him a potato. Igor accepts the potato.
now igor is happy.
bob is also happy.
the potato is not happy.
because potato doesnt like igor.
but igor doesnt care because he is ukrainian.
igor has a very shit body (maybe because his father is turk) thats how he was able to operate an impeccable enthalpic process of turning potato into a smelly stinky dismissive C9H9N, NO, i told you he was an extraordinary man, so rare, that even his shit has formed conjecture with Oxygen and has created Ester chemical compound, at this point you can guess how his shit smells, you will never be able to eat Fish, i never eat fish.
Do you eat fish? let me know in the cument sektion (like i really care)
@GownoPosts
many years ago, there was an infamous bastard smart man with an extraordinary abilities such as drinking like a horse and doing drugs like a little girl and for sure pursuing education in the Tel Aviv University of Science, though it's not really science, it's more about essence of being the creator of facebook, anyways, his name was Bob.
Bob is silent, but he talks alot, mostly about how much he cares about the human population and how much time he devotes for that specific act of saving the homo-sapien species through Heimlich Maneuvers.
Bob has a friend called Igor, igor is from Ukraine sadly, but atleast he supports Mikhail Gurbachev, although he doesnt have the slightest idea of end of the soviet union, he still thinks he are living in a Marxist-Leninist society which urges to meet the demands of Perestroika, his motto is, "govori po russki, ubey gruzin i spasi armyan" *10/10 would fail again*
Bob is astonished by the extraordinary rare dumbness of Igor's brain, so he offers him a potato. Igor accepts the potato.
now igor is happy.
bob is also happy.
the potato is not happy.
because potato doesnt like igor.
but igor doesnt care because he is ukrainian.
igor has a very shit body (maybe because his father is turk) thats how he was able to operate an impeccable enthalpic process of turning potato into a smelly stinky dismissive C9H9N, NO, i told you he was an extraordinary man, so rare, that even his shit has formed conjecture with Oxygen and has created Ester chemical compound, at this point you can guess how his shit smells, you will never be able to eat Fish, i never eat fish.
Do you eat fish? let me know in the cument sektion (like i really care)
@GownoPosts
Forwarded from Moodbooster
Technically, moses was the first person with a tablet downloading data from the cloud
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