Just showed Swalwell, a man who spent a lot of time in Spy Fang Fang’s “honey net,” and wasn’t removed from our most important Committee. Only in America!

Having a hard time getting the words out, even though the Fake News will credit him with one of the Great Speeches of all time. I really want to see him improve. Come one Joe, you can do it!

Again, folks, folks, folks—can’t be written into the Speech, can it? If so, let’s blame the Speechwriters!

There’s Secretary of Transportation Pete “But-edge-edge,” who’s done an absolutely terrific job with our Airports. Waits of no longer than four or five days. He’s being groomed by the Party for President, but his husband is not happy about it!

He forgot to thank Mitch McConnell and his lovely wife, Coco Chow, for giving him all of these Trillions of Dollars to waste!

Keeps using the word “Folks”—must be a nervous habit! We should all sit down and talk to him about this.

Just showed Racist Maxine Waters with a big smile on her face, but this is a woman that truly hates America!

He’s talking about Buying American, but allowing Foreign Countries to steal all of our jobs. You can only have one or the other!

His wife, Jill, is looking lovely tonight in a beautiful purple dress, clapping and applauding with great enthusiasm.

He’s doing better now, far fewer stumbles!

I’m the one that did the great job on Insulin pricing, the Dems just got the benefit of that success. It was passed on to them, and now they brag about it.

"MY FELLOW AMERICANS" -SLEEPY JOE