There should be a black version of Deadpool called DeadAssPool. @HateFacts2

The Joe Rogan Experience is popular because every autistic kid in the world listens just to hear the part in the song where it says "train by day". @HateFacts2

I actually met Charlie Kirk once when I attended a turning point USA event at the University of Colorado Boulder. I remember being really nervous to approach him as I had seen him in clips for years at that point. I walked up to him and I said Chuck (I called him Chuck...but not to his face) I said "Charlie, what is the secret to owning the libs?" I'll never forget his response. He looked at me and said "hey asshole, I'm trying to take a piss here." That always stuck with me. @HateFacts2

Ben Shapiro? More like Femme SucksQueeros.

^boom, got your ass jew. @HateFacts2

So with Charlie Kirk gone TPUSA will need a new CEO. I'm offering my services but with a few conditions. First, we will no longer be engaging in polite debate with liberals. We will now engage in impolite verbal abuse with them. Second, my noscript will no longer be CEO (Chief Executive Officer), but HNIC (Head Nigga In Charge). Finally and perhaps most important, everyone who disagrees is gay. @HateFacts2

I don't care how happy the left is by Charlie Kirks' death. There's nobody happier than this cunt. This bitch was front page news and people wanted her doxxed and fired two days ago. Now nobody could give a fuck about her. @HateFacts2

Actually, that limp-wristed queer of a father might be happier that his yellow bellied cowardice is being forgotten also. @HateFacts2

Gentlemen. @HateFacts2

I think in a couple of years im gonna pivot to being a youth pastor. But one of those cool ones where I wear a leather jacket and drive a motorcycle. When dealing with wayward youths I sit backwards in a chair and converse with them on a more informal relatable level.

Then sometimes I'll be talking to a juvenile delinquent who's like "you're just some old square, not a angsty teen like me. So I don't have to listen to you." And ill be like "you think you're real tough huh? Well guess who was really tough...Jesus when he denied the temptations of the devil" and he'll be like "whatever man, you don't know what I'm going through" and ill be like "you know who does know? God, and he loves us no matter what." And he'll be all "I never thought of it that way, thanks pastor Rick" and so on and so forth.

^ this is what I say at job interviews when they ask where I see myself in the next 5 years. @HateFacts2

Guy brings his wife flowers, she says "guess im gonna have to open my legs now" he says "why, don't you got a vase?"

^ i didn't write that joke, but I bought the trademark for it and threaten legal action on anyone using it. Don't like it? Blame the jews. @HateFacts2

Im really sorry to hear of the tragedy that has befallen Jimmy Kimmel. And by that I mean that he once fucked Sarah Silverman. It was through a hole in a sheet so it probably wasn't as bad as it could've been, but still I feel for the guy. @HateFacts2

Finally the most pressing issue of our time will be resolved. @HateFacts2

Boy, that Alexandra Xilophone Cortez has some okay tits for a politician. @HateFacts2

The Epstein list is like the Guns N Rose's Chinese Democracy of politics. It's going to take forever to come out, and nobody will be satisfied with it. @HateFacts2

Y'all know that John Hinckley has been out of jail since like 2016? Yeah, the guy who shot Ronald Regan and 3 other guys because he was in love with a child Jodi Foster. Not only has he been out for a decade, but he writes and performs music and has 42,000 YouTube subs. Now it's obviously not very good music, but still. @HateFacts2

He's actually been married to Jodi Foster since 2018. You can always win her back if you try hard enough.

John Hinckley winning Jody Foster back. @HateFacts2

A strike is the worst thing you can get in baseball, but the best thing you can get in bowling.

^ okay, I'm not operating at 100% clearly, but that is well observed. It's not funny, nor do I currently possess the ability to make it funny, but well observed no less.

This chick im in to told me she wasn't dating, then the next day told me she was on a dating app. So I was like "you lied to me?" And she's was like "it's not a lie because I'm not dating, I'm just on the app" and I was like "i guess technically it's not a lie, but that's an incredibly jewy out you're giving yourself" and she was all "I don't know why you're making such a big deal" and I was like "well you gave me the third degree for banging that chick from tinder the other day and now you're on the app" and she goes "im not using it to date, I'm just looking at what's out there" and I was like "GUYS LOOKING TO FUCK YOU, THAT'S WHATS OUT THERE!"

Anyway, im dealing with all that, but still, that baseball/bowling thing has potential. @HateFacts2

Lol, a wigger just walked by on the phone and I heard him go "yo, stop bein ignant please" perfectly timed to make me laugh. @HateFacts2

Hey Edgar Allan Poe, fuck you. @HateFacts2